Now for something completely different. We start with a bit of distant history. In 1971 the student union (remember those?) at the University of Lancaster decided to change the system under which entertainments were organised by student volunteers.
Instead the union appointed the most promising of the recent volunteers, Barry Lucas, as a professional manager. Over the ensuing 15 years this produced a remarkable flourishing of pop culture in the university’s largest hall. Almost everyone who was anyone performed there, despite its backwater geographical location and modest size
This has now been decribed in a book, “When rock went to college”, co-authored by Mr Lucas. You have to be at least 50 years old to have any personal memories of all this, but the book has sold well in North Lancashire and is now in its third edition.
Most of it consists of an annotated list of the people who performed. This is so long it is easier to count the omissions. Everyone you have heard of from that era is there except Mack Jagger (desired date conflicted with exams) Elton John (mysterious last-minute no-show) and ABBA (Mr Lucas admits a mistake).
It all looks a bit magical. True, Lancaster is geographically convenient for a group doing a national tour, next to the motorway connecting Manchester and Glasgow. The hall (now rather misleadingly called the Great Hall) fits 1,600 people, not a lot by pop standards. Its acoustics are excellent and the audience was enthusiastic. The management was professional, experienced and understood musicians’ needs. Financially Mr Lucas did not have to pay for the hall or show a profit, though he was expected to make enough to pay his own salary, initially very small.
Readers who supposed that the popular music industry was entirely ruled by greed and ambition will be interested to hear that singers who could fill a football stadium urged other similarly popular performers to do an underpaid gig in Lancaster because it would be an enjoyable evening which they would remember for the rest of their lives.
In its day the Lancaster shows seem to have become widely known. A survey of students conducted by the Business School discovered that conventional reasons for choosing the university (course, department, proximity to home or the Lake District) were heavily outpolled. No less than 60 percent of respondents said they had chosen Lancaster because it had top-class concerts.
I imagine the university was not overjoyed by this discovery. Perhaps it should have been. New institutions need to be known for something. I am sure Baptist U benefitted in its early days from the widespread but erroneous belief that most of Hong Kong’s reporters came from the old Department of Communication.
Anyway, memory is a funny thing. Chugging through the book about the Lancaster pop scene I got to page 332, where it names the student union president who started all this, who was … me.
I wouldn’t say I had completely forgotten the whole thing, but the reminder came as a big surprise. Well it was 50 years ago. And I left the country before it really took off. But like, I suspect, most people my age I sometimes find myself in that half-asleep stage before getting up in the morning, going through long-ago events which I would like to repeat because they were fun, or would like to repeat to have a chance to do something differently.
My presidential memories tend to run to clashes with that small minority of students who wished not only to see the Revolution – a popular ambition in student circles – but wished to start it right now by burning down the university.
Like the less thoughtful historians I remember the flashy public bits and have quite overlooked important administrative changes. Most of these would have been made sooner or later as the university grew in size and the student union grew with it. But still… Improving the concerts remained a one-off, imitated half-heartedly only by the student union in Leeds.
Enoch Powell famously said that all political careers end in failure. Well mine seemed to. Within weeks of the end my successor – a would-be revolutionary – announced the consignment of the Hamlett regime to “the dustbin of history”.
You only get a year in student politics. So the fact that something lasted 14 years is interesting. Which of our current leaders will be able to look back at something more heart-warming than keeping the show on the road and obeying orders?
History is full of ironies about who or what gets remembered. Consider Leslie Hore Belisha, a reforming war minister in the Appeasement era, later scandalously sacked at the behest of senior generals, probably because he was a Jew. In an earlier posting as Transport Minister he introduced the zebra crossing. The orange ball on top of a striped pole which marks such a crossing is still known as a belisha beacon.

Updated version in Kwai Chung

